May 26th, 2009 by Towlie

Well after watching the New JJ Abrams great new Star Trek film that chronicles the early days of James T. Kirk and his fellow USS Enterprise crew members.

I was really feeling the trekkyness well, what better two things to combine than porn and star trek !

Now obviously this kind of thing is going to be possible from just any old studio and it seems our friends at Hustler have made a great spoof trek film called “This Aint Star Trek XXX“

Its a great film full of sexy aliens and the crew of the enterprise going were all men would like to go, into Jenna Haze !

Beam aboard to the future and enjoy some SCIENCE FICTION SEX

Jenna Haze really does look extremely sexy in this film and its well worth a purchase if your a fan of either star trek or Jenna,just check out this video.

Get ready to watch Spock rock with his huge Vulcan cock!

So the plot line for the Hustler Star Trek Parody is as follows (spoiler Alert Lol) Jenna Haze and Mr. Spock

The Vulcan dick pinch

Jenna Haze is a mysterious alien who is dipped in Venus fluid. Therefore, all she wants to do is FUCK! She convinces the logical and emotional Spock, to fuck her silly in the name of science!

The super sexy Sasha Grey plays a Vulcan stricken with the “sickness”. The only way she can find satisfaction is to FUCK! Captain Kirk is more then happy to oblige by plunging his cock deep into her dripping wet pink pussy!

Sasha Grey and Evan Stone

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Stunning Blonde Cody Carmichael and McKoy

“Damn it Jim, I’m a doctor

Codi Carmichael as the sickbay nurse is stricken with the virus. The only cure is a sudden rush of Endorphins. She gets off by fucking Bones silly. His huge cock assaults her nice pink pussy!

Forget about Uhura , Jada Fire Human receives the Shock of a Vulcan Cock

Also stricken with the virus Jada Fire as Uhura, double teams Spock and Captain James T. Kirk. She is cured by having a cock deep in her ass, while another is ramming away at her hot wet pink pussy! Click here and watch the space epic of our generation!

I was sent this link this week – This Ain’t Star Trek XXX.

Aurora Snow and Khan

Arora feels Khan’s Wrath

Taken by Kahn’s charms, Aurora Snow decides it’s best to shove his cock in her mouth. This is followed by a deliciously sexy fuck fest filled with hard pussy pounding!

Aurora Snow and the evil Khan

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May 6th, 2009 by Towlie

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April 21st, 2009 by Towlie

As you may or may not be aware I have a background in the search industry before I was corrupted by AdultBusiness and joined the wonderful and sexy world of the adult and porn industry.

So I thought for a change I would do a blog post on whats new in the world of SEO and may even throw in a few tips and tools here and there for your benefit.

So whilst looking for some interesting new features and tools that have been added to google recently I discovered within Googlelabs a great feature known as Similar Images which uses a picture rather than a piece of text to find other matching images.

Google is letting users experiment with visual search

Google said that in the present economic climate they feel this innovative approach makes complete sense.

“We are not especially sure where the industry is headed or the economy is headed but we do know that innovation is alive and well at Google,” said Mr Pittman.

“This is a time when innovation is at its most critical in any company.”

“Hard problem”

Google is the leader in search with nearly 64% of the American market compared with Yahoo, which has just over 20% and Microsoft with 8.3%

By adding new features to enrich the a users experience, it is undoubtedly hoping to increase its grip on the world of search.

“Image search is an inherently hard problem to solve because it is a visual problem and explains why people say an image is worth a thousand words because it is so difficult to describe,” said Ms Malpani.

She said Google’s goal was to “cover all the public images of the world and make all the images accessible to all our users”.

Out of all the work being done at Google, the company decided to unveil two projects that are closely aligned to a growing shift in the world of search.

They are reflective of what Google started doing with universal search,it shows they are pushing beyond text into other areas and other ways to their content. The approach is much more about multi-media, different views and different ways to navigate through search data.

Google’s Mr Pittman also said that the traditional method remained the bedrock of search of googles search.

“Keyword search is still critical and mainstream. It is also pivotal because it is a very efficient mechanism where someone asks a question and they get an answer that is relevant and useful. I don’t see that going away.

“These newer approaches are starting to tap into the appetite of the real-time web. These audiences are discovering new ways to search the web and get information and sound bites. These are early days for us and that’s why we launched these new products.

“We make no claims about how they are going to change the face or shape of search but we think they have very compelling potential to do so. But we will let our users give us some feedback first and help us steer these in the right direction,” stated Mr Pittman.

So what else has the google monsters been upto ?

Well another little known google search feature is also within the google labs department is the new Google Audio Indexing tool that allows search what people are saying inside YouTube videos. Google Audio Indexing uses speech technology to find spoken words inside videos and lets you jump to the right portion of the video where these words are spoken.

On top of these features is a new version of Google Labs, in which users can take a peek at its engineers and see what its thousands of engineers are working on.

So guys and girls I’d love to hear what you think so feel free to leave a comment with your thoughts.

Towlie