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March 27th, 2009 by Towlie

Ok so a slightly different post today less business orientated and more fun than usual all work and no play makes for a dull towel!
So first up is a great way to have fun and customise your facebook profile pic.Followed by some hot and horny photos!
For the full tutorial and resources see http://www.allfacebook.com/2009/02/facebook-profile-photo-hacks/

Hacking the Facebook Profile Photo

There isn’t a legal way to ‘hack’ Facebook, but there is a method to changing your profile photo to make your profile look subtly different and cooler. It isn’t obvious, but the placement of a profile photo allows you to lightly innovate on Facebook’s sacred profile layout.

How Does It Work?

When you create a profile photo from an existing album image, Facebook lets you crop the photo down to whatever dimensions you choose. When you visit your profile the selected photo is displayed scaled down to a maximum height and width allowed by Facebook.

The first thing you need to understand is how much space you have to play with. Facebook displays profile photos at a maximum of 200 pixels in width. If you go beyond this, Facebook resizes your profile photo down to 200 while maintaining the aspect ratio vertically. Facebook will display a photo in your profile that is up to 600 pixels in height. This means that Facebook will happily display any image as large as 200 x 600 without otherwise changing or resizing it.

A Blank Facebook Profile Photo Background

Now that you know the maximum dimensions of your profile photo, the base trick is simple. Facebook is set up to display the top of an image 52 pixels north of the thin grey line. Normally, all profile photos are placed at this height above the line.

In order to achieve an unbroken line across your profile you need only create an image with a grey (#D8DFEA) 52 pixels below the top. In addition, you’ll need to paintbucket the area above the line to match the light blue (#EFF0F5) used in the profile header.

For more information about the colors used in Facebook’s style sheet, see this guide for Facebook application developers by Bill Konrad wrote a Facebook application about a year ago, read about the DMB Facebook application here.

Subbing this blank template allows you to achieve something Facebook normally does not allow: the option to not display a profile photo at all. A new Facebook account with no profile photo displays a box with a drawing of a mystery person with soft-serve icecream hair on it. Using a blank lined template allows you to add a little ‘negative’ space to your profile that is normally not possible.

Well now for something completly different I stumbled across this extremely funny cover of Katy Perrys hot and cold by Ukrainian band I am not entirely sure why I find it so funny though but see if you can keep a straight face!

Los Colorados, hot and cold reprise Katy Perry by nico-eteignez

So what else has been in the news ?

Well one of my favorite porn stars Bree Olson has been on alot of blogs due to a rather unfortunate incident on the Bubba the “Love Sponge” radio program on Monday.

Bree Olson took to her MySpace.com blog today to explain her side of the story.

From Xbiz

“Blogs lit up with video footage of a clearly irate Olson after she left the Sirius satellite radio show and demanded the tape that one of Bubba’s underlings was filming of her as she walked away on the street outside.

Here’s how the drama began.

Olson explains that two weeks prior to appearing on the shock jock’s radio program that she had agreed to give a blind fan of Bubba’s a hand job on the air. However, when Olson arrived, she smelled something fishy about the whole arrangement — namely that she was suspicious the listener named Pantera was not blind.

Olson’s suspicion unfolded after she and Pantera went to the green room to talk. Olson started quizzing the man about his blindness and after he couldn’t name his exact medical condition, Olson became emotional, recognizing that she had been duped.

“At this point I start to become upset,” Olson wrote. “They have me take pictures with this man and as I’m taking pictures I can barely hold back the tears in my eyes.

“I decide to go outside away from everyone because I do not want them to see me crying. I was so torn and confused about what was going on and I had an office full of people that didn’t have my back. I thought that if I went through with this hand job that they would surely throw out the ‘tricked the dumb porn girl card.’ The only thing that made sense to me then and still makes sense to me now of why they would do that to me is this: they trick me into thinking this man is blind, I give him a hand job and then they make fun of me the last half of the show of what a dumb whore I am.”

Olson decided she had been played for a fool and left the studio. At this point, one of Bubba’s cameramen chased her outside with a camera trying to provoke Olson while she was gathering herself.

“I just wanted to have a moment by myself and get the tears out of my system,” Olson said. “I wasn’t allowed that alone time though. The cameras kept on following me and watching every painful tear I shed. My sadness quickly turned to anger. In my head I am thinking, ‘What kind of sick fucks want to watch a 22 year old girl cry? I wasn’t bothering anyone. I wasn’t even talking, I just had tears rolling down my face.

“I grabbed the camera and held on to it insisting to have the tape that has 10 minutes of footage of me crying on it. I didn’t touch the cameraman; I just took hold of the camera and said to give me the tape.”

Despite Olson’s request for the footage, it was leaked onto the Internet, which prompted Olson’s blog to clear the air about what really happened.

Bree Olsen has it all going for her right now.

Soon after turning 18, this teen took control or her life and unleashed her hotness on the world by doing some modeling. She quickly caught the eye of the scene and she hasn’t looked back since.

Bree Olson is that kind of girl who can be anything you want her to be at any time. She has that cute innocent look that would drive you wild. She’s also the kind of girl who can put on something sexy and appear like a sophisticated young lady.